Finally understand the things everyone else seems to already know.

Expert knowledge. Zero jargon. All lightbulb moments.

The Like a Kindergartner series takes the most important topics in finance, technology, and health — and explains them the way they should have been explained the first time. Clearly. Honestly. Without making you feel stupid for not already knowing.

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Why This Series Exists

Most explanations are written by experts who forgot what it felt like not to know.

Too Complex

Written for specialists. Assumes you already know the basics. Leaves you more confused than when you started.

Too Biased

Written by people with something to sell. The explanation serves the pitch, not the reader.

Just Right

The Like a Kindergartner series starts from zero, builds up honestly, and leaves you genuinely informed — not just nodding along.

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Book 1 — Available Now

Crypto & Blockchain: Like a Kindergartner

You have heard of Bitcoin. You have nodded along in conversations about blockchain. You have watched people get rich — and watched others lose everything. But do you actually know how any of it works?

This book covers everything — from why money has value in the first place, to how a blockchain actually works, to what really happened when FTX collapsed, to how to protect yourself from the scams that have stolen billions from ordinary people.

All of it explained from the ground up. All of it accurate. None of it dumbed down.

  • Why Bitcoin was invented — and the real problem it was built to solve
  • How a blockchain works, in plain language
  • What Ethereum, DeFi, NFTs, and Web3 actually are beneath the hype
  • The five most common crypto scams — and the red flags that appear before the money is lost
  • How crypto is taxed and what records you need to keep
  • How to build a personal strategy that fits your actual financial situation
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The Like a Kindergartner Series

Six books. Six topics everyone should understand.

Each book in the series takes one important subject — finance, technology, health, law — and explains it the way it should have been explained in school. Expert level. Zero jargon.

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Crypto & Blockchain

Like a Kindergartner — Book 1

Bitcoin, blockchain, DeFi, NFTs, scams, taxes, and your personal strategy. Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

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COMING SOON

Investing & the Stock Market

Like a Kindergartner — Book 2

What a stock actually is, why markets move, and how ordinary people build real wealth over time.

COMING SOON

Trusts & Estate Planning

Like a Kindergartner — Book 3

Wills, trusts, and protecting what you have built — explained without lawyers.

COMING SOON

Personal Finance & Wealth Management

Like a Kindergartner — Book 4

Budgeting, debt, retirement accounts, and the financial foundation schools never taught you.

COMING SOON

Understanding & Using AI

Like a Kindergartner — Book 5

What artificial intelligence actually is beneath the hype, and how to use it effectively in your daily life.

COMING SOON

Your Health & How Your Body Works

Like a Kindergartner — Book 6

How your major body systems function, what your blood tests mean, and how to talk to your doctor.

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Etienne Basile

About the Author

Etienne Basile

Etienne Basile is not a blockchain engineer or a Wall Street analyst.

He is someone who spent years investing in cryptocurrency, having the conversations, watching the headlines — and slowly realising that most of the people around him, including himself at the start, had no real idea how any of it actually worked.

The Like a Kindergartner series came from a simple frustration: the most important financial topics in the world are explained either by experts who have forgotten what it feels like not to know, or by hype artists with something to sell. Neither serves the person who just wants to actually understand.

Etienne writes from the learner's perspective — not to tell you what to do with your money, but to make sure you understand enough to decide for yourself.